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It's Possible I Just Joined a Cult.
I’m barefoot on the sidewalk in New Jersey at 1:30AM. I’m freezing. I’m apprehensive. I’m aggressively assessing the situation and...
Salisha Thomas
Nov 19, 20245 min read
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There Was a Roach in my DOOR DASH
Warning: this is going to gross you out so if you’re eating, thumbtack this for later 😂. I’m literally still traumatized. The other...
Salisha Thomas
Oct 17, 20242 min read
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I Think I Had a Miscarriage
Andrew knocked me up in Europe. He could feel it. I could feel it. The Universe felt it. I got an unusual visit from my spirit Guide and...
Salisha Thomas
Sep 20, 20247 min read
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I Almost Got ABDUCTED on a Trip Advisor Tour in France
What a mother effing fiasco. The pickup time is 2pm just one city over. It’s relatively easy to get to but takes just enough energy to be...
Salisha Thomas
Jul 14, 20245 min read
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